Knalf

Noun. A sight common among the morbidly obese. The point at which one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the knee and the calf, which creates a sense of fusion between the two. Consequently "Knalf" comes from the fusion of KNee and cALF. Cousin of the cankle

"If you thought that porkers cankle was impressive, you should check out her knalf!"

Knalf by dan_the_01 July 3, 2008

Knafi 

kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).

Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."

Knafi by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008

Khalfani 

A person who knows how to live it up. Always smiling, always a blast to be around, and knows how to be a great friend. Also, is very introspective and optimistic.

You're cool, but you're no Khalfani.

Khalfani by ThePharoah September 27, 2010

Kalfayan

Strong, Smart, Loyal, and Happy

They are, "Kalfayan!"

Kalfayan by emilejfagerstromiv May 21, 2019

Knarfing 

one who farts underwater and tries to eat the bubbles..

hey abby lets go the the beach and do some knarfing..

Knarfing by hoobastank January 20, 2008

Knaifu 

Combination of words knife and waifu. Often a tool of choice for a yandere, so the expressions are often linked together.

Expression also became popular among World of Warcraft players as a nickname for a dagger called Xal'atath, which would occasionally talk to the wielder in female voice.

Cock my uzi, grab my knaifu!
Stab you like a yandere, "¡Ándale!" Bitch I'll end yo' laifu!

Knaifu by Vizna November 14, 2020

knarfsexual 

Being attracted to gwnknarf and only gwnknarf

Did you hear?
What?
Thijs is knarfsexual
Wow really? That’s so cool

knarfsexual by Misova July 21, 2021