Klownie Share definition Flag a person who's probably going to bust because of a clown. can't blame them, though. clowns are sexy as fuck. "Dude, there's Klownie! Holy shit, they're making out with a clown!" Klownie by Zane :3 November 26, 2023 0 0 Get merch Get the Klownie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch