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A person who likes the moon and cute. This Person wants to die and a significant other.
Do you want to die and have a boyfriend?, you're a Klouie.
Klouie by Diamond Luna July 3, 2021
Words you can keep
Kloie is the most draw dropping person you will ever meet.She is funny.smart quit loud but she is very nice when your on her good side if you know a Kloie you are very lucky. She hates being left out and alone. Once you get her as a friend you need to keep her. She will steal your heart in a few seconds. She is cool and fun to hangout with. But dont let her fool you if you get on her bad side you better get on the other side of her right away she is sassy and stuburn but she cant be mad for long. If you know a Kloie you need to get her as a friend or keep her as one. She is also a amazing friend, she is athletic and loves animals.Kloie is a keeper.
Person1- who is that girl
Person2-thats kloie
Person 2-she is great
Person 1-Note taken
Kloie by Star is great May 21, 2018
Related Words
Klouie Kloie klohie Klokiex Klowie Kloyie klofie Kloiee klonies Klouded
The act of taking a selfie while dumping a shit.

The word is a combination of the German word Klo (toilet) and English word selfie.

This word has its origin in Frankfurt, Germany and was created by A. in 2017.
Man I took a great klofie yesterday, wanna see it?
klofie by claushaus May 9, 2017
_ a Beautiful Girl ... Blooming .. Great Personality ... Very Energetic .. Knows what she wants & knows how to get it ..
a different way of spelling chloe ~ Kloie
Kloie by sweetgirl23 February 5, 2010
slang for prescription drug klonopin (clonazepam) a benzodiazepine
i passed out after i hit off some klonies
klonies by nate March 18, 2005

anna klosiewicz

Anna Klosiewicz is the best fucking person to exist. She is sexier than you. She is the sexiest person ever. She’ll beat your ass in a fight.
Someone: “Bro look at Anna Klosiewicz”
Other: “Damn she’s sexy”
anna klosiewicz by annaklozzie July 14, 2021
an alternative way of calling someone a idiot and/or retard
Guy1: 2-1 is 3 isnt it?

Guy2: shut the fuck up you kloupen
kloupen by aek17 March 25, 2010
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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