Klios

reverse-pedophile, a minor who is attracted to WAY older males

“Why is that guy always attracted to older males?” “Oh, he’s just a Klios!”

by sharon debussy April 11, 2025

Klister

an autistic black child who spends his time playing flash (html5) games

Hey you see that kid over there?
The kid playing on the computer?
Yeah that's a Klister

by señor del Tiempo October 22, 2018

kiosk kreeper

the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by

ew mom that kiosk kreeper was totally just checking you out!

by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010

Mobile Kiosk

A guy who stands on the corner specifically of a city street and sells counterfeit watches and other "goods" from the inside of his trench coat.

You've seen them before I doubt you need an example a guy that sells ill gotten merchandise on a corner from the sleeves and other areas of his trench coat is a mobile kiosk

by jamsmitty December 26, 2008

Kliss

A sweet, sensual, and passionate kiss between Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson, characters from the TV show Glee.

This is an affectionate term commonly used by legions of Glee/Kurt-and-Blaine fans (also known as Klaine-shippers), because a "kiss" just does not accurately describe the awesomeness of the on-screen and on-stage boy love.

"Did you see the Kliss in the last Glee Live show in Dublin?"

"Of course! Tumblr exploded with photos and GIFs of the Kliss as soon as it happened."

Now that Kurt and Blaine are boyfriends, delirious fans are clamouring for more Klisses in season 3.

by Vernalequinox7 July 9, 2011

klipsch

The Best Damn Speakers in The World!!!

Those are Very Clear Speakers? Yes They are Klipsch!!!

by Klipsch4271 August 21, 2006

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012