Kleptofuck

A Militac/Asshat who peeks in people's windows while they're having sex, take a picture, and start FEROCIOUSLY Masturbating to said picture.

Perv: Jerks off to strangers having sex.
Strangers: Huh?
Perv: W-What?
Strangers: You dumb kleptofuck! don't you know what piracy is?

by coolaidchocolatte January 6, 2023

kleptofecalmania

Kleptofecalmania is a condition of compulsively stealing/collecting fecal matter. The kleptofecalmaniac will often wait in restroom stalls for someone to drop a deuce and promptly enter the stall and, by whatever means necessary, steal the stool(s). The compulsion of the kleptofecalmaniac is not always limited to human excrement and has been known to include dog, cat, bear, rabbit, bat, opossum, armadillo, and jackalope droppings. The motive of the turd burglar can vary. Without regard to motive, it can be said that people exhibiting signs of kleptofecalmania should be locked in a crazy-house.

Someone fucking call the cops! There's a kleptofecalmaniac in that restroom!

by supascoopa October 1, 2009

Ketofuck

The act of wrapping your body in bacon and engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm going to ketofuck the fuck out of you!

by NeedMoreBacon69 August 29, 2017

kleptocluck

Someone who steals only to then trade for something much lesser in value as to which its almost given away.

They're such a kleptocluck.

by ChaCha822 April 7, 2022