Kleptofuck

A Militac/Asshat who peeks in people's windows while they're having sex, take a picture, and start FEROCIOUSLY Masturbating to said picture.

Perv: Jerks off to strangers having sex.
Strangers: Huh?
Perv: W-What?
Strangers: You dumb kleptofuck! don't you know what piracy is?

Kleptofuck by coolaidchocolatte January 6, 2023

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kleptofecalmania

Kleptofecalmania is a condition of compulsively stealing/collecting fecal matter. The kleptofecalmaniac will often wait in restroom stalls for someone to drop a deuce and promptly enter the stall and, by whatever means necessary, steal the stool(s). The compulsion of the kleptofecalmaniac is not always limited to human excrement and has been known to include dog, cat, bear, rabbit, bat, opossum, armadillo, and jackalope droppings. The motive of the turd burglar can vary. Without regard to motive, it can be said that people exhibiting signs of kleptofecalmania should be locked in a crazy-house.

Someone fucking call the cops! There's a kleptofecalmaniac in that restroom!

kleptofecalmania by supascoopa October 1, 2009

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Kleptofuck • Ketofuck • kleptocluck • kleptofecalmania

Ketofuck

The act of wrapping your body in bacon and engaging in sexual intercourse.

I'm going to ketofuck the fuck out of you!

Ketofuck by NeedMoreBacon69 August 29, 2017

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kleptocluck

Someone who steals only to then trade for something much lesser in value as to which its almost given away.

They're such a kleptocluck.

kleptocluck by ChaCha822 April 7, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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