Stuffing socks inside your underwear to make it apear as if God gave you some real meat.
Girl 1: Oh shit girl look at that guys package I could use a couple inches of that
Girl 2: I don't know it't not shaped quite right I think he's Calvin Kleining
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.