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Klaus Hargreeves 

we will protect our funky lil gay boi, jazzy trash that everyone loves

he needs love
pansexual icon
d r u g s. Just look at him.
person1:oof yes go smol funky boi
person 2: do you mean the queen Klaus Hargreeves?
Klaus Hargreeves by clikkieprincess October 23, 2019

klaus hargreeves 

a hottie thottie who smokes pottie
person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are you stupid?? that’s klaus hargreeves
klaus hargreeves by the ipbdps July 19, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves 

Also known as “The Séance”, or “Number Four” Klaus is number 4 out of 7 Hargreeves siblings. They are an ex-superhero. Klaus is pansexual, and has a love/hate addiction with drugs. They are able to communicate with the dead and project them to the mortal world, but only when they are sober. They can also levitate, but only with their shoes off.

Klaus is the least taken seriously out of the Hargreeves siblings, and their siblings treat them like they can’t do anything when in fact, they can.
Person A: Whose’s your favorite Hargreeves sibling?
Person B: Klaus Hargreeves of course!
Klaus Hargreeves by amaxe March 7, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves 

A pansexual amazing character in the umbrella academy. his back must hurt from carrying the entire show on his back. hes an addict. his sibling HATE him for no reason. hes literally amazing.
Klaus hargreeves loves dave
Klaus Hargreeves by Lila Alaine September 16, 2020

klaus hargreeves 

a hottie thottie
person 1: who’s that thot?
person 2: idk but he’s hot
person 3: are u stupid, that’s klaus hargreeves
klaus hargreeves by the ipbdps July 19, 2019

Klaus Hargreeves 

The best character in The Umbrella Academy. You know, the one that ate a bagel out of a dumpster so he could spend time with his brother. Yeah, that guy.
Person A " Who's your favorite character from The Umbrella Academy?"
Person B "Definitely Klaus Hargreeves, he is great and we must protect him."
Klaus Hargreeves by Frogs_Are_Bitches November 30, 2020
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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