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Klatzo by Klatzo April 2, 2021
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klatznik 

When things don’t go your way, kind of like “oh snap!” (From LoliRock)
Iris, Princess of... Oh klatznik.
klatznik by what’syourdamage October 5, 2018

klazomaniac 

This would be a person WHO CAN ONLY SPEAK BY SHOUTING. That's all we're going to say ABOUT THAT!
"Can you please stop being such a klazomaniac and calm down"
klazomaniac by PeonyBaggins April 19, 2017
Word of the Day on May 13, 2017

Klatonina 

This is a combination of the names Klaudia, Nina, and Tomasz. They are three people who work at Traffit in the marketing department. They like Vegan food, flip flops and expensive magazine advertisements.
Wow, let's buy that full page ad in grammar nazi's weekly magazine for a million dollars. Yeah, klatonina would love that!
Klatonina by stolat April 27, 2021

klutzophobia 

1. Fear of being a clutz.

2. Fear of stupid people
My old friend said he couldn't hang out with me because he had klutzophobia.
klutzophobia by D.B.H. December 26, 2006

Klotzopolis

Slang for 'the most awesome city ever.'
Hey man, let's hit up Klotzopolis!
Klotzopolis by Karije March 26, 2009
Funniest person you'll ever meet! Doesn't give a damn about what others think about them. Lives in the moment. Literally cute asfff. Might seem soooo annoying at first but it's only because he wants to get to know you better. He's so sweet and you'll fall for him overtime, I can't even explain in words. You can trust him with anything. He's the best of friends and a perfect boyfriend. I'm telling ya.
Girl 1: Where have you been?
Girl 2: Just on a date...
Girl 1: With who? Wait, let me guess. Was it Klaton!!!??
Girl 2: How did you- Ugh yeah it was.
Girl 1: Was he cute??
Girl 2: Girl,, you serious? Obviously!!
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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