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Klatik is one of the nicest people you will meet. Reason being is that he loves everyone to death and will do anything for you. He is also an amazing discord moderator so hire him.
Oh Klatik? I know him he's an awesome friend.
Klatik by Klatik December 10, 2020
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Kratik, a word derived from Sanskrit which means creation of stars.
Guy named Kratik is helpful, emotional, kind, aggressive, and a best mate to befriended with just need to crack the hard outer shell.

Guy has great physique among the whole squad.

He is always a point of attraction and attention, a real lady's man..
Kratik huh! Best mate.
kratik by Alexcruz June 10, 2020
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A beautiful girl who has the attitude and stubbornness of her mother. But if someone she loves is in danger, pain, or worrying about her she will do anything to make sure there okay. She promises like her dad but, never breaks them. She is like her dad by having his strength and his dreamy brown eyes. Dont piss her off her and her mother will kick your ass!!!
Kratika is pretty
Kratika by Harshitu2 May 15, 2019
Klatimer is a sexually transmitted disease. The virus is airborne, and spread easily within small, public rooms such as bathrooms, classrooms, etc. The normal gestation period is about 2 days, and lasts for life. No cure has been found. The unusual anomoly about Klatimer is that it causes excitement withdrawals when not exposed to, similiar to crack cocaine.
Rob: Hey Billy

Billy: Man, the weirdest thing happened.

Rob: What dude?

Billy: My teacher was really close to my face, and he gave me the Klatimer. Now I want to be around him all the time.
klatimer by Big Willy Bubba C! April 18, 2008

Katikatik 

eh!!!
Let's go sshmoke some katikatik
Katikatik by schmoozer127 July 1, 2008
A sexually transmitted disease you contract after having intercourse with someone you met via Facebook.

This is a play on words combining the Klavika typeface used for the Facebook logo and the possible unfortunate consequence of hooking up with a stranger via the internets.
Guy 1 - "Damn dude, I caught something from that girl I met on Facebook"

(Loads up respective Facebook profile of girl)

Guy 2 - "Yo, you got the klavika from her??? Mildsauce."
klavika by fbbff April 22, 2011
A young polished man with extremely huge balls and is and excellent lover out and in
Damn my klazik is so charming
Klazik by Mybruddeh December 10, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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