klavika

A sexually transmitted disease you contract after having intercourse with someone you met via Facebook.

This is a play on words combining the Klavika typeface used for the Facebook logo and the possible unfortunate consequence of hooking up with a stranger via the internets.

Guy 1 - "Damn dude, I caught something from that girl I met on Facebook"

(Loads up respective Facebook profile of girl)

Guy 2 - "Yo, you got the klavika from her??? Mildsauce."

klavika by fbbff April 22, 2011

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Kavika

A man of cream colored skin, that is always down for a wild time. His preferred sexual experience is to have an 3 tranny midgets at one time.

Woo, damn I just Kavika’ed the shit out of those tranny midgets.

Kavika by Cadam38 July 1, 2021

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klavika • Kavika • klavia

klavia

Klavia is someone who is kind-hearted, full of love, adventurous, likes to visualize her dreams, sees life as something interesting, and wants to create amazing thing for people's life.

• It's her, Klavia.
• Klavia, a soul full of spirit.
• Klavia would always fight for her beloved people no matter what happen.

klavia by Klov November 25, 2023

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kavika

a girl with awesome beauty and a beautiful voice. when she sings the gods' praise her. she's kind, patient, and the best friend and partner one could have

OMG! kavika please be my girlfriend

kavika by anonymous March 21, 2024

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kavika

she's a holy woman with a special aura. she's an amazing singer, bestfriend and girlfriend. when she sings the gods praise her. she's extremely kind, cute and pretty. no one can resist her charms!!

OMG! KAVIKA be my girlfriend

kavika by anonymous March 21, 2024

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Kavika

A person who brings food to an event while immediately ditching or disappear before the event starts. Will show up to say "Hello" and leave with out tell you. The act of doing a "Kavika" is make a claim that you showed up to an event, but the amount of time spent at the event is less then 5 minutes.

Speaker: Hey, Joe where is my friend Mark?
Joe to Speaker: He Kavika'd this party?
Joe: So Mark showed up to say "Hello" and then left the party?
Speaker: Yeah, that about sums it up.

Kavika by HCC_Aircraft May 6, 2024

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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