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sometimes serious has a attitude for almost everything kinda weird very smart if u give her peanut butter crackers shes a hard to find girl very cute also biggest hoe you can find
hey klareez how's that new car.
klareez by porblykms May 27, 2018
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One of the baddest bitches to ever walk the face of the earth. She is a really great friend that you can count on. Best hype woman known. 10/10 would definitely smash. i want her to have my babies like Oof
Jenni: ¨Whos that bad bitch over there?¨
Briana: ¨Its Klareez bitch!¨
Klareez by BadBitch2.0 June 11, 2018
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the klareesh

When you put the TV on very loud volume at 5 A.M. and then go to sleep. When you use your cell phone as a pillow. When you fall asleep on the floor more then you do on a bed. When all you talk about is camp and Wisconisn friends. When you NEVER do your school work. When you love chin straps. When your a fake Jets fan.
Last friday, I was coming home from a wild night at Wisconsin, and I pulled a Klareesh.

Instead of going to sleep now, I'll just do the Klareesh.
the klareesh by Don Klariech November 17, 2006
A beautiful women who likes eating pistachios
hatdog klariez
klariez by toobul November 24, 2021
Klarenze is Kathryn Bernardo.
klarenze by Kml? March 9, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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