klai
A beautiful and smart girl who is always so kind to her friends and family. She loves people and is always so kind. She will remember you your whole life. Don’t let her go.
klai by Hello Darkness December 19, 2017
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Klai by GayAssOmlet August 27, 2020
Klaine
The couple of Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson on "Glee." They officially got together in "Original Song" when Blaine kissed Kurt, causing worldwide fandemonium. They are gay.
"Klaine is the best couple on 'Glee.' I'm not even joking. They kissed, then I cried and screamed."
"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
"Kurt: Why did you pick me to sing that song with?
Blaine: Kurt, there is a moment...when you say to yourself...'Oh. There you are. I've been looking for you forever.' Watching you do 'Blackbird' this week...that was a moment for me...about you. You move me, Kurt. And doing this duet would just be another excuse to spend more time with you.
**KISS**
Blaine: We should...we should practice...
Kurt: (breathless) I thought we were...
*they jump at each other and start making out, but due to the rating of the show, the scene cuts to Mercedes."
Klaine by K.L.A.I.N.E.B.O.W.S. May 30, 2011
Klaire
An amazing person. She's shy but will talk for ages when she wants to. She treasures all her friends and family and is caring when you need her the most. She's smart and sporty, playing with determination and strives to achieve. She's beautiful and pretty, even when she says she's not. She's great at art too! Overall anyone who's friends with Klaire should respect her.
Klaire by TheOriginalPancake! October 22, 2012
Klaine
The most beautiful Glee pairing on the face of the planet.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Klaine has touched so many lives around the world with their beauty and amazing. Just one kiss between the famous ship makes all the Klainers of the world go insane. Remember the Kliss during the Glee Live showing in Dublin? It almost broke the flipping internet. Klaine is amazing and wonderful and so beautiful.
Regular Gleek: Hey, did you see the kiss between Kurt and Blaine in the episode of Glee last night? It was great!
Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
Klainer: OMG ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME OF COURSE I DID ASDFGHJKL;' DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA?!?!!! KURT THE KITTY AND BLAINE THE PUPPY AAAAGHHHH *intense fangirling precedes fainting*
Klaine by Somebody totally awesome September 23, 2011
Klaithem
Smart, Kind, and Caring are the characteristics of any girl named Klaithem.
Great sense of humor with a calm, cool and collected demeanor. You’ll find them with a resting bitch face and they may seem unapproachable. (Not true though)
Great sense of humor with a calm, cool and collected demeanor. You’ll find them with a resting bitch face and they may seem unapproachable. (Not true though)
Klaithem is an uncommon name, hence, why I’m writing this to feel better about myself! to the rare Klaithems, you’re welcome.
Klaithem by Anonymity2020 February 5, 2020
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Modified derivative of granola.
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murderhobo
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."