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Klackon has often been feared by many computernerds alike. His skills in Unreal Tournament are not to be laughed at (hard). Legend has it he has lost his power and is currently in state of low of no return...we shall see
An Icelander posing as a dane who spends most of his time watching shemale porn.
Klackon by Demon November 10, 2004
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the act of playing the game "Klackers," a wooden dice and number game that is manufactured in Durango Colorado.
I was in Durango and everyone was Klackin'
Klackin' by Lester Bongs October 27, 2018
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Klackin’ 

Occupied or busy but in a positive manner.
Ring ring: “hey, you busy?”
You: “yo! Can I hit you back when I’m free? I’m klackin’!”
Klackin’ by Vallze January 20, 2022

klackenschpock

it means a fucking retarded person who makes up words to make themselves sound intelligent.
ALEX: ur crush is sUCh a glonyepiflon
NORMAL HUMAN: OH STFU YOU KLACKENSCHPOCK

Klackson 

An ugly person who looks like an apeish version of a cross between Kodak Black and Micheal Blackson
"Damn, that Klackson is ugly!"
Klackson by Ghost.s999 July 19, 2023

Booty klackin 

This pudd tried shaking her ass but bitch booty klackin
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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