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A wannabe King but fails in most if not all aspects, and so is demoted to the rank of Kinglet instead
He goes to Hooters every day at 6PM and calls himself an alpha, but he's just a kinglet
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The crab that said "Cookie Cookie" in a Pokemon episode
Kingler Enthusiast 1: I want to be like Kingler.
Kingler Enthusiast 2: Cookie Cookie?
Kingler by The Plasma July 6, 2022

Kinglish 

Kinglish-A language that Kings use to communicate with other Kings,originated in Central Louisiana.(2):A Royal Dialect.
A King can recognize another King by the Kinglish that he speaks.
Kinglish by King Hearns January 17, 2014

Kringlesnorf 

When you show your mother the giant fat juicy hog in your pants after your sister sits on your face whilst being butt fucked by you father named Andrew.

Only once these requirements are met you can finally use the word kringlesnorf
Person: yo how did your mom die
You: i Kringlesnorfed
Person: damn dude you go hard
You want to have first dibs on the body
Kicks and Giggles
Just for Kiggles I called the bank to check my balance anyway, yuk yuk yuk..lmao
Kiggles by DeeRocStar September 8, 2009
UK slang for a large “King-Size” rolling paper, usually used for spliffs or joints.
“Got any kingies?”
“Nah man but I’ve got some smalls”
“Fuck sake I can’t be arsed to stick them”
kingies by Largeinvertednipples October 19, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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