Cutting off ones hand and then masturbating in the hope of finishing before you bleed out. Using a picture of a sibling is recommended but not manditory.
Man it sucks Jamie only has one hand left for high fives because that dude pulled off the kingslayer in record time.
John: Have you seen AU_KINGSLAYER? He’s such a good YouTuber and streamer.
Oscar: No, But I will check him out now!
*later*
Oscar: Wow AU_KINGSLAYER is really cool and you should subscribe to him!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.