King Kong Schlong

A man with a massively huge cock or dick.
TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.
by PornDrugs January 31, 2015
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King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022
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