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A man with a massively huge cock or dick.
TRACY I was with I guy last night and he had major King Kong Schlong it was like thirteen inches. Massive Dick.
by PornDrugs January 30, 2015
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A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!
She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!
by tpulley1966 August 2, 2022
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A dick that is so massive, girthy, slobbery, and long that it absolutely lounge the female so far with the cum shot it can only be described by this word
My King Kong Shlong absolutely mutalated my girl last night.
by Girthy Balls February 18, 2021
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