Kinderslop

a Combination of the German word for Children "Kinder" and the usage of "Slop" to refer to media mass produced with low effort or artistic integrity.

Kinderslop refers to low quality, low effort media geared towards children.

It's difficult to find good smartphone games for kids, most of them are Kinderslop.

Kinderslop by The Tech Human August 5, 2026

kinderslut 

A person whom is considered sexually promiscuous at an age that is considered "too young" by cultural or sociological standards.

She's pregnant at the age of 12, what a kinderslut.

kinderslut by Bobby967786876 August 9, 2006

Kinderslut 

A kindergarten age girl who holds hands with everyone in her class. On a higher level, this child kisses every boy in her class.

Back in the day, Bethany was a total kinderslut.

Kinderslut by IAmNinjor February 7, 2007

kinderlove 

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.

OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.

kinderlove by Princess lover September 17, 2006

kindercops 

people whose sole purpose on the internet is to make fun of teenagers, in particular gothic chat rooms. see kindergoth

shan was a kindercop WAY too long.

kindercops by zoey April 11, 2004

kinderlove 

a boyfriend/girlfriend that is sugnificantly(SP?) younger than the other person in the relationship. Kinderlove-lovers always find themselves drive around, buy alcohol and/or cigarettes, x-rated movies etc. for the kinderloves for they are too young to live to see any of the above. Today kinderloves are very common. but its okay. Kinderloves are usually desired & surprizingly appetizing b.c they express naiive behaviors and will do anything for you...if you know what i mean. AND they are automatically whiped because you are the high and mighty "way-too-old boy/girl friend"(AKA kinderlover).

TED: "what is mark doing tonight?"

BOB: "He went to pickup his kinderlove katie up from tea ball practice"

TED: "sick."

BOB: "yea hes prolly slamming her right now"

TED: "lucky bitch..when does daycare start up again?"

kinderlove by niptuck September 6, 2006

kinderlope 

a blowjob

man im botta give you kinderlope

kinderlope by iufhdibsndm March 23, 2021