Kill the spare

A phrase uttered by Lord Voldemort as an instruction for wormtail to kill Cedric Diggory

A phrase now used to advocate the removal of a fat, unatractive or generally undesireable girl from a group of otherwise good talent

Black Dog: Hey man these chicks we hooked up with are smoking, except that fuggers bitch
Titan: Yeah man, Kill the Spare!

Kill the spare by The Fresh January 12, 2008

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Kill the spare!

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What you say when you don't want someone around. Namely the Cedric Diggory(ies, s?) of the world. Found in Harry Potter and the goblet of fire.
and more importantly, in the internet cult favorite musical, A Very Potter musical.

Harry/Darren: 'Cedric, seriosuly, screw off. You're just this spare guy who noone wants around. You're such a spare! "
Quirrel/Voldemort/Brian/Joe : KILL THE SPARE! AVADA KEDAVERA!

Kill the spare! by InomRedVines August 28, 2010

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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