kifed

to steal

She kifed a pair of boots from the old man on the street. Like he needed them.

kifed by summer72 June 9, 2009

kifed

To get screwed over or jewed - often as the result of a prank or move designed for the enjoyment of others at the kifee's expense and not neccessairly for the sole pleasure or gain of the kifer.

G turns off the hot water while Colin is taking a shower.
Colin: "Fuck off, fags!"
G laughs.
G turns the hot water back on and Colin gets burned.
Colin: "AHHHH FUCK!"
Kevin (to Phil): "haha G just kifed Colin in the shower"

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One day downstairs returned all of upstairs' empties to the beer store and used the resulting funds to purchase more beer which they promptly consumed upstairs infront of the unsuspecting upstairs crew. Stealth kife. That's why downstairs is king.

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Every time Realtor Mike comes over to try and sell the house either everyone is high and the house stinks and is in a general disarray or G has either left a surprise in the bathroom or makes a comment about how the place is prone to flooding. Realtor Mike is NEVER going to sell the house. Kifed.

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Nigerian student O'Jury (name spelled incorrectly to protect the guilty) fled back to his home country (he needs your help if you're interested - just supply your banking details and you'll get $20 million) and he left rotten food and a dead frog in G's fridge. O'Jury totally kifed G.

kifed by 515 August 15, 2005

kifesh 

Kifesh is a Maroccan word and it means, why, how or what's going on?!

Kifesh are you late?

Kifesh do you have a knife?
Kifesh, you act so angry

kifesh by Dutchieeee July 2, 2017

knifedildo

A device in which one end is a large, penis-shaped dildo, while the other end is a 7-inch steel blade.

Girl: "I haven't been able to walk since I used the knifedildo."
Guy: "Which end did you use?!"

knifedildo by Derek Longass February 11, 2010

nigger knifed 

The act of stabbing someone with a nigger knife.

If a street nigger pulled his malt liquor bottle away from his bumper lips and broke it on one of those nigger benches and then stabbed some caucasian people, that would be a good example of someone being nigger knifed.

nigger knifed by omegs greek August 6, 2010

KFed

1.Any white trash male who resembles Keven Federline, whether it be in the clothes he wears, or the slight stuble on his face. Keep in mind however, the male in question must be trashy, of course.

2.Any white trash male who believes he has a chance of making it in the rap world.

Referring to that random man walking down the street: "Heyyy. What up KFed? Ha.Ha.Ha."

KFed by Liberachi September 11, 2006

kikedyke 

One of two highest forms of insult, comparable only to geesesheet. The longer one is able to repeat kike's and dyke's without messing up, the greater the insult. Conversations can also be held using only these two syllables.

A: kikekikedyke dyke-kike-kikedyke kikedyke kikedyke kike?
B: dykedyke kike kikedyke dyke-dyke.

kikedyke by knyaz22 November 30, 2011