A religion created to worship the holy goddess Ke$ha. This religion believes that the whole universe is inside a chicken, and when the chicken lays an egg, another universe is born. Followers tend to wear around a naked baby to show respect.
by BFMSLanguage June 23, 2011
The destroyer of worlds.
An icon of power.
Will backhand your head off of your shoulders if you inconvenience him.
An icon of power.
Will backhand your head off of your shoulders if you inconvenience him.
by Howard_Smith November 5, 2020
Kieran has the biggest cock you'll ever find, this absolute god of a man will last in bed for hours at a time. He can place his dick on the ground like a third leg and spin on it like a top to attract all the females. You CAN'T beat a Kieran
Girl 1: Who is that and why is he doing the helicopter on his dick
Girl 2: Oh he's Kieran, he does this on a regular occasion and you'll be drawn to him in a matter of moments, he has the strongest dick ever
Girl 1: How should I talk to him
Girl 2: You don't talk to him...he talks to you
Girl 2: Oh he's Kieran, he does this on a regular occasion and you'll be drawn to him in a matter of moments, he has the strongest dick ever
Girl 1: How should I talk to him
Girl 2: You don't talk to him...he talks to you
by bigphatfonkingcock March 4, 2021
Kierans are very kind hearted. They'll be there to help you out when you need it the most. They'll enjoy making jokes and love making you smile. They are also very good kissers. They can be shy at first as well. Kierans are also very intelligent, and can accomplish anything they put their mind to.
by rileybaker December 7, 2016
Socially awkward yet fun to hang with, plays video games but is still active can do anything he/she puts the focus on can make anybody laugh and has a talent to be able to destroy anything.
He is so Kieran .
by Always gonna be true February 26, 2017
He is a very loveable person. He will always be there for you and is the greatest person you'll ever meet.
Can be a little crazy but that's what makes him so great.
Can be a little crazy but that's what makes him so great.
by lolniggassbitch September 29, 2013