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A chink ass roblox developer that hasn't been relevant since 2014.
Damn bro Keyrut is back, anyways back to FUNSC.
Keyrut by Captain Gaslight December 24, 2021
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Keyrsten 

Keyrsten is the "she-wolf" type. She seems nice and innocent at first but then you get a few shots in her and DAAAAAMN you better watch out.
Man, did you hear bout Mr.Fluffy my poodle? She went crazy and tore a bunch of small children into pieces. We should have named her Keyrsten.
Keyrsten by tiffanyblonde February 4, 2010
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Keyrstin 

Keyrstin is a sexy, fun, and exciting girl. She will always take chances. She knows how to get a guy to like her. She has a body every one wants. She seems very shy sometimes, but when you get to know her, she is a very talkative and loud girl. She has many friends and is known as the class clown that everyone loves. She hates when people call her "Kerstin”. She has many haters but she always finds someway to turn their hate into a joke. Normally she looks happy, but there is always something wrong that she is trying to hide. She will do anything to make anyone's day better. She is the type of girl who is down to do anything. She does sports, and people often say she is athletic. She is an amazing and beautiful girl. If you ever find one of these in your life keep her. You won't find anyone like a Keyrstin.
Bro did you see keyrstin today, I couldn’t keep my eyes off of her in the halls!!
Keyrstin by Jaceys June 8, 2019
someone to send dog pics to
Yo I'm gonna send a keerut to rodger
keerut by michaelc1 January 17, 2017
1.a hott or spicy item.
2.something that can cause heart problems.
3.can cause sexual problems.
i just had a keyrsti.

damnn, that chick is soo keyrsti.

woah, i think i just made a keyrsti.
Keyrsti by shit facee March 1, 2009
The definition of someone that's extremely handsome
-Do you see that guy?

-Yeah he's keyrot as fuck.
keyrot by AfricanMcLovin September 27, 2017
The definition of someone that's extremely handsome
-Do you see that guy?

-Yeah he's keyrot as fuck.
keyrot by AfricanMcLovin September 27, 2017
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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