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A sex move where you insert you penis and two fingers into the vagina at the same time, making it look like and old school key. Best done wearing merkins.

I caught your dad keyholing the dude next door.

Last night my husband keyholed me. It was interesting, but good.

Keyholing by Keyholersupreme July 16, 2021

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Keyholio

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.

Keyholio by hobrarian November 1, 2008

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key holing • Keybling • Keyholio • Key Flinger • k-holing

key holing

Key holing is a part of certain people's sexual life. It means that during sex not only the penis, but the balls as well are in the vagina/anus.
Can be used as a verb too.

1.Oh my god!! Last night I was key holing my girlfriend very hard!
2. Hey, look at that chic! I would keyhole her right now!

key holing by gtbanana August 1, 2009

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Keybling

A person that is usually gay. A keybling likes to play games and jack it to hentai and also loves to be a slave. He looks like the fresh prince of bel air.

Keybling get to work
Keybling don't make me whip you
Keybling get back to the cotton field

Keybling by Roblox21 March 14, 2019

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Keybling

A person that is usually gay. A keybling likes to play games and jack it to hentai and also loves to be a slave. He looks like the fresh prince of bel air.

Keybling get to work
Keybling don't make me whip you
Keybling get back to the cotton field

Keybling by Roblox21 March 14, 2019

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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