Keyholio

Someone who is so crazy to get their key back, they act like Cornholio. Keyholio is obsessed with the key, rather than the bunghole.

When that girl moved to the admin building, Randy was acting like Keyholio trying to get her office key back.

by hobrarian November 1, 2008

Keyholing

A sex move where you insert you penis and two fingers into the vagina at the same time, making it look like and old school key. Best done wearing merkins.

I caught your dad keyholing the dude next door.

Last night my husband keyholed me. It was interesting, but good.

by Keyholersupreme July 16, 2021