Kerrbloom

The explosive feeling you get as you hear that Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom are officially off the market, and you die a little inside.

Did you hear that Miranda and Orlando tied the knot?

I sure felt the Kerrbloom!

by Diamond Joe July 25, 2010

Kerblooted

When you're so high that you aren't anything else

Bro, I'm fucking kerblooted

by Tbagslayer22 March 4, 2020

kerblooey

A shocking event

It's too peaceful it makes you want a kerblooey!

by what's all this then January 6, 2023

kerploomped

The aftermath of getting stoned out of your mind to the point of euphoria and being couch locked. Similar to the feeling of being extremely, disgustingly hungover.

"girl I am absolutely not going out I smoked to much and I'm fucking kerploomped"

by crayonmeltingrat17 July 31, 2024