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When you sit down too fast and squash your nutsack.
Guy 1: Goddamn it! I kentron'd myself.

Guy 2: Fuck man, makes my sack hurt just thinking about it.
kentron by RawdogginIt69 December 12, 2015
He is a person with a good personality and is kind to everyone.Kenton is funny and has a good sense of humor. He is cute and has the best hair ever . He will always find some good friends ever where he goes. I have had experience with someone named Kenton before and this is based on what I see him as.
Did you see Kenton in math class he looked so cute.

Look at Kenton's black hair it always looks good.
Kenton by Bruh_Unicorn June 24, 2018

Simon Kenton 

Where erryone is getting preggo, it even has a day care!
Literally the coolest guy u could meet. He’s funny and sweet and kind and pretty cute tbh. He gets everything and is always there.
Yooooo Kenton
Kenton by I hate spanish November 1, 2017
The nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s always there and always has the right answers. He’s pretty cute. But he’s sooo funny, and always lightens the situation.
#hey Kenton
Kenton by I hate spanish November 1, 2017
A man who drives me absolutely crazy in way possible! Sexy in everyway, smooth, smoldering dashing looks. A motivator, huge heart, smart, funny, creative engineer, an amazing dad, down to earth, would give a person in need the shirt off his back . But don't let his quietness fool you he is a BEAST inside the bedroom an WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING!!! He has boxed for many many years taking on others who were bigger yet he never backed down. He will have your back when your out numbered in a fight. He will not prey on the weak. He is one loving compassionate Hell of a man who I've ever met. Now don't lie to him ever he will hold it against you an things won't ever be the same as they once were. Show him you love him every chance you can, because he is one in a million an bitches are always knocking on his door wanting him. If you come across this man be open be honest from the start no matter if your afraid to lose him. An ALWAYS KNOW THAT FEMALES FRIENDS OR NOT WILL LIE TO HIM JUST TO GET HIM. I COULD KEEP GOING ON BUT KNOW THIS FOR REAL
KENTON IS AN AMAZING MAN LOVER FRIEND FATHER AN FIGHTER!!!!!! KEEP HIM IN YOUR LIFE AN BE TRUE TO HIM.
Kenton A Man, Myth, Legend !!!!!
Kenton by StupidGirlFell4aboxxer December 8, 2021
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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