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Kenning it 

Refers to when a someone, particularly middle-aged men named Kenn, is too dumb or lazy to do a home improvement project the right way and instead takes the easy way out by doing a shoddy, make-shift job that's bound to fail when least expected. For example, taping down kitchen tile with cheap double-sided tape (instead of mortar), removing or cutting a structural beam in a house for more head room, or covering an exterior electrical wire with plumbing tape to protect it from the rain.
Ex. 1 Using masking tape to hold down the roof shingles? What the hell?! You are really Kenning it today.

Ex. 2 Will you quit Kenning it already? I'm tired of having to re-do every project you touch.
Kenning it by lexiwa October 15, 2013
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Keaning it 

Tremendously screwing up
You really keaned it up
Stop keaning it up
Keaning it by Kholl December 11, 2019

Keaning it up 

Doing something that's wrong and then acting like your the victim, with or without realizing that you're doing this.

Coined by the Amazing Atheist on the Drunken Peasants (An awesome podcast), named after the infamous Brett Keane who is known for doing shit like that.
Tommy Sotomayor is keaning it up .
Keaning it up by Adelphepothia July 23, 2016

kennington 

A male that is hot and treats women very well- very social and good in bed. Won't make the first move but will make all the rest.
Like all the James Bond movies, James loves every women he meets and is very social therefore he is Kennington
kennington by John Stocktoning April 21, 2014

Kennington 

A place that you don’t want to go if your from Pecknarm certain places in Brikky etc basically a no go zone is to active round these sides!
Twizz: I got this one tings snap and I asked her where she’s from and she said Kennington
Tyrone: Kennington? Nah bro shes probably a Harlem Spartan unadd her from snap
Kennington by Heresometimes__ July 4, 2023
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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