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kondaism
The religion that prophesizes the fact that all people are awesome but short people are most certainly the most awesome
kondaism by tintinmech July 21, 2014
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Kendraism • kendoism • kendraesque • kendrail • Kendralis • Kendrasia • kendrishia • kondaism • kenma-ism • kendri
kenmaism
kendraesque
Adj. 1. Of or related to Kendra 2. Usually refers to someone/something with strength and courage. The heroine was kendraesque throughout the story. 3. relates to great power
Icebox, from the movie Little Giants,was a fearless tom-boy who displayed many kendraesque qualities.
kendraesque by alkdfha March 5, 2009
kendoism
claiming to know someone more than they know themselves without any evidence, the word itself came from kendo sticks which are wooden sticks used in the modern Japanese martial art as a reference of using the wooden stick against an actual sword
kendoism: a claim of knowing a person more than they know themselves
examples
person1: I don't like fries
person2: no, you do I know you do
person1: no I never liked them not once in my life
person2: i know you do stop lying
examples
person1: I don't like fries
person2: no, you do I know you do
person1: no I never liked them not once in my life
person2: i know you do stop lying
kendoism by a passing stranger October 15, 2021
Kendralis
By Far the most funniest person on Earth they most likely will make your day they tend to be Smart, Cute if if you ever meet. KENDRALIS you should talk to them
Kendralis by Mr.PungyBerry December 20, 2021
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"