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Kendog
Keendogged
“ this girl let me finger her but then she said I raped her so now I have to switch schools”
“You got keendogged man”
“You got keendogged man”
Keendogged by Negroid Syphilis1233333 July 27, 2018
Kendon
A well-looking guy with a big open heart. He'll listen to whatever you have to say. But he will speak his mind. He isn't afraid to say the truth. He athletic, great at baseball. And smart. Just a great guy to get to know.
Kendon by Mackenzie leising November 20, 2013
Kendo
Sport/martial art orginating from Japan. Kendo translates to 'the way of the sword', and practicioners are called kendoka.
Participants in this sport use bamboo swords called 'shinais' and wear armor called 'bogu'. This armor includes a face mask/helmet called 'men' a pair of thick gloves called 'kote' a chest protector called a 'do' and an apron-like peice called a 'tare'.
Participants must also wear a pair of very loose pants called the hakama, and a thick jacket called the keikogi.
When in a match, the participants are allowed to strike to the head, wrists, the sides of the chest, and in certain cases (this is often discouraged in torunaments since it can be dangerous if used improperly)to a small flap that hangs off the men that covers the throat.
Participants in this sport use bamboo swords called 'shinais' and wear armor called 'bogu'. This armor includes a face mask/helmet called 'men' a pair of thick gloves called 'kote' a chest protector called a 'do' and an apron-like peice called a 'tare'.
Participants must also wear a pair of very loose pants called the hakama, and a thick jacket called the keikogi.
When in a match, the participants are allowed to strike to the head, wrists, the sides of the chest, and in certain cases (this is often discouraged in torunaments since it can be dangerous if used improperly)to a small flap that hangs off the men that covers the throat.
Kendo by Dan Stuart July 22, 2008
mama kendig
a local music teacher at Logan hocking middle school possibly born in 1807 witch explain why jimmy crack corn is her favorite song.
mama kendig by Hi welcome to chillys March 14, 2019
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