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Kemonti is a wholeeee ass meal!! like she gotta nice buttt and im really tryn smash... she has a great personality and is a little on the bipolar side but other than that, WIFE HER UP :)
*aye yo ma lemme get your number*
kemonti- why tf are you texting me?
* im tryna smash*
kemonti- ...........goodbye!
Kemonti by Brooke Marie Johnson October 12, 2018
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He is sexy asf, tall, dark skin,and caring. He can’t be difficult at times but he is a great friend. Also females look out he gives great head. He will eat u like a full course meal. He carries an elephant trunk in his pants if u get hit u will want more.
What’s up Kemonte.
Kemonte by Jimmy nuetry March 2, 2019
Kemoni is beautiful very caring and outgoing but can have a very bad attitude if you rub her the wrong way usually very spoiled they are very loyal and independent and most of the guys want her if you have a kemoni your lucky
Dude I like kemoni so much but I'm almost positive if I tell her she'll reject me
kemoni by sshylooo December 17, 2013

kemontay 

A Kemontay Is usually a smooth going type of person, until you piss him off/ he might slap fire out of your bitchass. Kemontay’s pay bills on time & keeps money on hand. Business is business with a Kemontay, never try to cross Kemontay , Kemontay will kill you. Kemontay will lay your main bitch down & give her a back rub.
“We all know Kemontay don’t play , hytb?!”
kemontay by Casso5 November 23, 2021
Kemonia, is usually a middle name, and means a beautiful pacific islander girl. She is loved my many, but usually has an attitude, is beautiful, strong, intellegent, outgoing, and athletic.She is an allaround perfect girl, with a beautiful name.

Guy 1: who is that beautiful girl

Guy 2: i dont know her name but she is gorgeos, ill call her kemonia.

Girl 1: i dont know but if i were guy id get that
Wow i want my middle name to be kemonia
kemonia by thrift May 14, 2015

keyontis 

A redneck, probably from Texas, smells like after shave or old spice or Versace cologne. They drive a car that is like one of those cars in car commercials that is driven by some old suave middle age man like Richard from Friends or like older James Bond. Possibly an investigator.
Tasha: Wow, is that Keyontis? Do they have a hotspot?
Keith: Yes, Keyontis DOES have a hotspot!
keyontis by versaceribbon! May 21, 2019
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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