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to be Kelly'd - to die a mysterious death.
Hope you don't get Kelly'd...' - Stay out of the woods!

UN Weapons Inspector Dr David Kelly's mysterious death in the woods near his home.

murder Kelly'd death mysterious death Dr David KellyTony Blair UN Iraq MoD Blair Bush Alastair Campbell Jack Straw

Kelly D Johnson 

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
Kelly D Johnson by biebercakes August 23, 2011

R. Kelly'd 

1. To urinate on your sexual partner.

2. You would refer to the giver of a golden shower as the R. Kellyer and the one recieving the golden shower as the R. Kellyed.
After I came I R. Kelly'd all over his face.
R. Kelly'd by Jenro October 4, 2005

kate kelly'd 

verb, severely punished for minor infractions that a) cause no discernible harm and b) are done with zero malicious intent. See also: September six.
"I'd like to use your cellphone to call my family, but I'm a missionary and I don't want to get Kate Kelly'd".
kate kelly'd by Jon Swift June 30, 2014

R. Kelly'd 

To get away with having sex with an under-aged girl.
Justin R. Kelly'd after the police believed his story about not having had sex with 12-year old Cynthia.
R. Kelly'd by Anonymous August 13, 2003

R Kelly'd 

Wow, that piece of equipment is all wet! Someone probably R Kelly'd it.
R Kelly'd by Shadekat October 18, 2008
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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