Kelly B

She is house broken, friendly, and great with kids and other animals. She is low energy so exercise isn't a necessity and waking her from long rests and naps is unadvised. She loves to cuddle, and can be taken most places. Her favourite treats are chicken nuggies and slurpees. She does tend to be upset if you get her the wrong flavours though. While fearful, she does demonstrate good guard instincts when left home alone. She can be left alone and only shows distress when you leave, calms down fairly quickly there after. She likes to meet others as well, but can be slightly jealous if anyone shows interest in her people. We have had success in teaching her new things. Some extra attention during thunderstorms is quite common or else she may whimper and cry (refer to favourite treats). All in all, she's a good girl 🐕

We have a Kelly B

by Her roommates October 28, 2021

Spicy Kelly B.

When someone takes a nice shit in your mouth and throat punches You so it forces you to swallow.

Danny gave mason a Spicy Kelly B. last night

by Daddyrapism March 17, 2021

Kelly O'b

The act of discharging feces from the bolwes in a large quantity and/or in a short amount of time.
A log of poop equal or greater then 6 in in length
When one excretes bodily waste from the anal cavity more often then the average person.
One is likely to occur such a condition after McDonalds, Chipotle, or Chinesefood.

See Binge pooping.

Hurry up in there John this is your 11th time. Sorry I can't help it its coming out like theres no tomorrow. Sounds like you have a serious case of the Kelly O'b

by Gangsta 5412 June 15, 2010

B kelly

When someone with a name that start with a B talks to a underaged girl

“you talk to A” said c “yeah bro I do” said b “ you know she like 15 right” said c “oh naw call that nigga B kelly”

by Makhi aka draco November 24, 2021

Kelly Blue Book

Getting railed by a backwoods redneck and/or a trucker at a Love's truck stop.

Yo, I heard Brett got a Kelly Blue Book last night, I hope he's ok!

by mr.mauney August 3, 2016

Kelly Bundy

To have (sometimes essential) old knowledge driven out by trivial new knowledge.

Verb based on the Christina Applegate's character in the "Married with Children" sitcom, derived from episode 183 (also referred to by production code 0823) Season 8 ("Kelly knows Something").

Typically used by the speaker to explain why they forgot something they once obviously knew.

To Kelly Bundy, Kelly Bundied, Kelly Bundying.

I could have told you that yesterday, but I Kelly Bundied on it when I read today's report.

If you keep trying to shoveling this management nonsense down everyone's throat, sooner or later they'll start Kelly Bundying.

He totally Kelly Bundied on C++ when he learned Python.

by Frankenbike October 22, 2007

Kelly Brennan

An amazing dancer of irish and canadian decent that attracts many. People always gaze at her beautifulness, and her facebook is always being hit up for plans. Always brings the boys to the yard with her phenomanal milkshakes.

Did you see Kelly Brennan? Yea i would totally bone her

by Brandon softballs January 3, 2011