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When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.
Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.

jbtv: why?

Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
by Write Flicks July 13, 2010
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