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The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
Omg you see that guy I really hope he isn't a kelman
kelman by Carmen59 March 15, 2022
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Means "Come On". Mostly used when celebrating something or are excited. Mostly used by Scottish.
My mom just gave me 20 pound. Keeman!
The reproductive organs of a female platypus.
"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."
kleeman by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Tristan Kleemann

A German male who is quite fond of the sport "Tennis". He also enjoys tea and crumpets while stuffing down an enjoyable steak sandwich that was made by his father. He also has a great grandfather who happens to be a nazi and a great-great-grandfather who was a Chinese emperor. He is known to sleep around with several men such as Aidan Maughan, Alexander Prodromidis, and Henry Starr (H).
Tristan Kleemann requested to passionately kiss me on the mouth and then proceed to make sweet love
Tristan Kleemann by Fungles November 22, 2021

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"
That guy is Koleman.