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The weirdest, most awkward person you'll have the displeasure in meeting. Has little to no social cues with a pervy side that is written all over his face. Doesn't ever listen and will make up things to cover their ass when times get hard. Will be found living in his parent's basement with little to do in life. Don't be a Kelman or meet one.
Omg you see that guy I really hope he isn't a kelman
kelman by Carmen59 March 15, 2022
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Means "Come On". Mostly used when celebrating something or are excited. Mostly used by Scottish.
My mom just gave me 20 pound. Keeman!
The reproductive organs of a female platypus.
"It smells like a kleeman in here. Open a window."

"I hate that guy, he's such a kleeman."
kleeman by Alex Pulido November 30, 2006

Salty Kleeman

The ting-ting of any sea-dwelling creature.
Whale: "Gah, I broke my salty kleeman!"
That guy is Koleman.

Kele (man) 

Kele is an amazing man who will always be there for you when you need help, he is sweet and an amazing father, brother or friend, he will look strong but act soft, he might get mad but just know that he will be the one to apologize! He will love you for eternity, he has wholesome heart which will burst once he see’s someone he loves, he is hilarious with a slight craziness to him! He is so fun and will let you do anything as long as he’s there. He has a bad taste in clothes but will look good in them! If you get to have him in your life then keep him, stay with him, love him because he will love you as much as you do!
Woah, how does Kele (man) look so good..?