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An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.
Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him
Klemen by Klemeninio May 7, 2013
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Klementyna 

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.
Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.
Klementyna by thetruth143 September 3, 2021
Klemen is a very hot and handsome dude that everybody wants as a friend or a boyfriend and can turn a straight dude gay in a matter of seconds. He is most often spotted rocking an afro or some other hot hairstyle. Guys named Aleksander are naturally attracted to him. He is an absolute Chad and eats pasta with basil pesto on the school bus, even though his main mean of transportation is his Pony bike. Also has an amazing taste for dark humor
Tyler is looking hella cute today.
Tyler?!?! Have you even seen Klemen
Klemen by Klemen is epic November 8, 2020
noun: A ficticious number used by an incompetant or corrupt individual to balance accounting books. Used by Kevin Malone from The Office and was a reason for his firing.
"A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven." - Dwight Schrute
Bernard Madoff's hedge fund made two plus kelevin percent for a return of 20 percent total.
Keleven by Dangerzone007 May 17, 2013
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a contagious smile. He is smart and really good looking. He is also very athletic and has a great body.

He stays by your side no matter what happens. He is the best :)
A: Klemen is such a funny guy.
B: I know. That is why I like him.
Klemen by MYAHI MAYAHO MAYAHAHA November 3, 2017
A number used in “the office” invented by Kevin Malone.
“A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven!”
Keleven by an amazing person 😄 November 7, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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