kelemen

A representation of a faggot, typically having very large ears.

There goes that Kelemen again in his shiny pink vest and his flapping ears.

by YoMamaSkrrrt October 2, 2017

Klemen

An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.

Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him

by Klemeninio May 7, 2013

Klementyna

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.

Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.

by thetruth143 September 3, 2021

Klemen

Klemen is a very hot and handsome dude that everybody wants as a friend or a boyfriend and can turn a straight dude gay in a matter of seconds. He is most often spotted rocking an afro or some other hot hairstyle. Guys named Aleksander are naturally attracted to him. He is an absolute Chad and eats pasta with basil pesto on the school bus, even though his main mean of transportation is his Pony bike. Also has an amazing taste for dark humor

Tyler is looking hella cute today.
Tyler?!?! Have you even seen Klemen

by Klemen is epic November 8, 2020

Keleven

noun: A ficticious number used by an incompetant or corrupt individual to balance accounting books. Used by Kevin Malone from The Office and was a reason for his firing.

"A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven." - Dwight Schrute
Bernard Madoff's hedge fund made two plus kelevin percent for a return of 20 percent total.

by Dangerzone007 May 17, 2013

Klemen

The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He has beautiful eyes and a contagious smile. He is smart and really good looking. He is also very athletic and has a great body.

He stays by your side no matter what happens. He is the best :)

A: Klemen is such a funny guy.
B: I know. That is why I like him.

by MYAHI MAYAHO MAYAHAHA November 3, 2017

Keleven

A number used in “the office” invented by Kevin Malone.

“A mistake plus keleven gets you home by seven!”

by an amazing person 😄 November 7, 2020