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Keeto:
Human who cares for others. Reputation for #1 BF of the year. Looks like Elvis Presley and sings like Bruno Mars in the shower. Favorite food is Cheetos. Enjoys Cheetos with no cheese just sauce. Favorite drink is saint davids milk. Called by others POG CHAMP. Best Friends with Noah Schnapp and is a big fan of stranger things. Runs like a supa dupa fast doggo. DOPEST RED DOG ON THE STREETS. Biggest fan of eveea and is a frequent user on discord or as he calls it DIDDLECORD. Loves nintendo and their franchise. Role model is CND aka CNDADDY. HE loves apple jacks and lives life to the fullest. His favorite foods also include: Pens, Ramen, Saucey Fauci. Big fan of Life

aka:
KeetoPlayz,Mike,Eveea,DaddyKeeto,Papa,Nut,Goat,Rainbow

ATTTA BOI MIKE
Keeto was balling today at club basketball , smashing the A and B buttons on the Wii Remote.
Keeto by DaddyOstad April 21, 2018
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Highly appreciated for his efforts, always trying to help and friendly to everyone. From German: best PM at CHECK24.
That guy is so nice, he's such a Keeto.
Keeto by SachGx September 29, 2022
Always friendly to everyone and ready to help if you need. Someone who takes his job seriously but with a smile on his face. Can also mean the most cherished PM by Team Sach.
That guy is so nice, he's such a Keeto.
Keeto by SachGx October 7, 2022
One who is obsessed with the game of baseball, baseball cards, baseball players, and anything remotely related to baseball is called a keedon (See baseball).
A keedon is one who pays exhorbitant amounts of money for boxed sets of baseball cards just to get a good autographed baseball card, which could have been bought individually at the same price or less (See keedon).
keedon by Dean Truong November 5, 2005
Often a pisces. He is the greatest bff you could ever ask for. He can help get you through your darkest times. He always finds a way to make you feel better no matter the situation at hand. Hes an empathetic guy which is refreshing as most guys bury their emotions. You are a lucky hooman if you have him in your life.
Person 1: who's that?

You: Keedon. My bff!!! 😆
Keedon by 5ugarsku11 June 21, 2019

Keeyock Neeyock 

To knock one's male reproductive organ upon a door or window of a female's homestead in order to gain said female's attention and alert the female to the highly probable consensual intercourse/rape that will occur shortly.
"Bro that slampiece was a total cock-blocking skank, how did you get her to put out?" ...Two words... Keeyock Neeyock
Keeyock Neeyock by DV Legends August 5, 2010

keethanan 

Keethanan is beautiful, inside and out. Knows how to light up a room. Sometimes sassy but alwayz classy!!!!!!!!!!
Nathalie: Hey babe, found anyone on tinder?
Emily: no, but Keethanan is a HUNK
Yolanda: Fuck off he's mine
keethanan by KeethananNo.1fan February 22, 2017
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