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The word keenage has multiple meanings. The most famously used is “When a person named Jaxon Neale has a small pp”
Hey man, did you hear Jaxon has a small pp
Yeah I heard he’s keenage bro
Keenage by Zealous penguin1 November 27, 2021
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when large amounts of popcorn is put in your crotch area.
Look she has kernage...
kernage by wildcat fan October 8, 2009
The enthusiastic advertising for "Kewn's World" placed (usually contravening some rule or law) at amusing and or highly visible or dangerous locations by a member of the Kewn Urban Militia for the purposes of propaganda and or roffles.
1. The Story Bridge in Brisbane, Australia fell victim to Kewnage.

2. With the increase in Kewnage on hash Brisbane, the natives were growing restless and the tithes were being levied again.
kewnage by azure March 28, 2003

KeenaWeiner 

For those who can’t decide how to say quinoa, just say keenaweiner
Lmao I’m so hungry I want some KeenaWeiner

Bruh
KeenaWeiner by AightBiatch October 16, 2019

keenanesque 

To act in the manner of a keenanite.
That idiot talks total nonsense! He's so keenanesque.
keenanesque by Triphead August 1, 2010

keenaned 

(v): to initially demonstrate strong promise in terms of contributing to a friendship, and subsequently letting everyone down.
We were excited that Pat was moving back to our city, but then he keenaned the whole thing.
keenaned by antikeenan August 16, 2008
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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