Ke'maurian

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A funny and cute boy. Sarcastic and kind of annoying but overall has a heart of gold. Is known for being very short. Other common characteristics include, small waist and visible abs, small but thick ass, and very athletic. Is very smart yet lazy. He is an amazing guy to talk to and has a comforting vibe to him. Popular and moderately-liked. Gives great advice. Is willing to keep it real and tell the hard truths.

That guy is short, he must be a Ke'maurian.

Ke'maurian by Glorius nigga February 14, 2024

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Ke'maurian

That guys short, he must be a Ke'maurian.

Ke'maurian by Glorious nigga February 14, 2024

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kemaurion

A real nigga
Bout that action
Sexy as fuck

Getting Laid
And Getting Paid nigga

Damn kemaurion

kemaurion by Realniggainternational May 31, 2016

Kemaurion

A bitch ass black assnigga with colorful ass rainbow girl shoes

Oh hey it’s kemaurion

Kemaurion by Sirisaac22 May 8, 2020

sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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