Kazoo Dick

When you are spooning with your significant other and they fart into your dickhole.

I had to break up with Stacy, she kazoo dicked me last night, I'm not trying to be in that kind of band.

by Posepha Jrice January 2, 2021

Kazoodick

The imaginary sound a guy's dick makes when getting hard or soft depending on hearing good or bad news.

I could hear Bill's kazoodick go ::wooooop!:: when Stephanie flashed her big uns.

I could hear the poor guy's kazoodick go ::wahhhhh:: when he got rejected.

by Ghostington September 5, 2021