A robot. Has to execute code "pretend human" in order to blend in, this results in him missing a shot. He was created by the lizard people. In spite of his great power and abilities, he cannot execute code, "human emotion" due to being faulty. The error in the code was a result of the realization he is in essence a God and no one is really capable of doing anything to him.
Kawhi Leonard *executes code: human laugh*
Kawhi Leonard : uh he uh heau ah he ahaha.. huh
He never talks, never shows emotions, but kills on the court on both ends. Nobody hates him because he is unhateable. He is arguable the best two-way player in the league. RIP Kawhi's father.
The child was so in shock his face was in Kawhi Leonard.
Other Meaning
The Kawhi Leonard for the president was extremely strong from the secret service.
Nba Champion. Illuminati member and stealth ninja.
Rarely shoes emotion and protects the world from dominating teams three peating. The only person who three peated with Lawahi on the court is the bench legend Patrick Macaw.
GS Warriors: I'mma win 3 times continuously.
Kawahi Leonard : Allow me to introduce myself
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!