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Kaufkins
(noun) - a liberal atheist zealot living in the southern region of the United States, obsessed with Frank Zappa and controversial biologist Richard Dawkins. Likely to have a gambling problem and a disdain for restaurant managers. Can be identified by their cargo shorts and the facial-hair style of a Civil War deserter.
"Children, stay away from that Kaufkins - he's involved in devilry, and would rather part with his children than his poker winnings and craft beers."
"As the police officer approached the Kaufkins' vehicle in the parking lot of the concert venue, his pulse quickened at the thought of the tongue-lashing he was about to receive."
"As the police officer approached the Kaufkins' vehicle in the parking lot of the concert venue, his pulse quickened at the thought of the tongue-lashing he was about to receive."
Kaufkins by LinusWolfe September 2, 2016
You the birthday
You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026