Kauskings

EPIC FAILURE.

1) I thought i messed myself; but when I got to the bathroom I actually had a kauskings.

Kauskings by Semaj111 November 4, 2008

Kaufkins 

(noun) - a liberal atheist zealot living in the southern region of the United States, obsessed with Frank Zappa and controversial biologist Richard Dawkins. Likely to have a gambling problem and a disdain for restaurant managers. Can be identified by their cargo shorts and the facial-hair style of a Civil War deserter.

"Children, stay away from that Kaufkins - he's involved in devilry, and would rather part with his children than his poker winnings and craft beers."

"As the police officer approached the Kaufkins' vehicle in the parking lot of the concert venue, his pulse quickened at the thought of the tongue-lashing he was about to receive."

Kaufkins by LinusWolfe September 2, 2016

Kasking 

Someone who’s panties get wet when thinking about meat

Dan is Kasking so hard over that steak his panties are getting moist

Kasking by Bentrudder January 24, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008