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a meme related to a cat's photo that refers to kit kat
have a break,have a katkot
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KatKot • Katoot • kakot • Katootie • kakotheres • katkat • Katkata • Katko • Katkom • katkout
When one is so high on Ketamine and they are unable to articulate themselves and they simply say "katkot" to convey they're too high to speak coherently.
David: What did you think of the latest SCOTUS ruling on abortion?

Rob: It was shfjfjdn... Katkot!
Katkot by Katkot Kween March 24, 2025
A horse. Usually wearing the color red.
I am bringing my kids over to the petting zoo today. I hope Katoothy is out of the barn so they can hand-feed her hay.
Katoothy by Pat McGroin696969 August 5, 2011
someone whos.. well pretty shity.
for example.

yer such a kakot person! dumbitch -_-

stop being so kakot.
SOOS it bro.
kakot by niiikkkiiiiii February 5, 2008
It's where you get first place in Kahoot and print out the sheet and then crumble it up and shove it up you're ass. You must leave it in for as long as you can go without shitting, then shit it out in your math class.
Are you gunna go to school tomorrow?

Nah bro I had a gnarly katoot and got expelled.
Katoot by Kahot😍 May 20, 2018

Katoot your pants 

Where you fart and maybe SHIT your pants!
Sarah: Did you just katoot your pants???
Angel: HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU— wait... yeah..
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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