Karton

A rare but mostly harmless condition, where a common household cat suddenly becomes feral (similarly to orange cats) for undefined amounts of time (usually from 2-3 minutes to 5 hours)

"im afraid my kitten might have been infected with karton"

by RandoomGuy March 29, 2026

Karooned

Karooned is the next stage of drunk after Hooned and Para.

To qualify, the person must:

1. Be unable to find their house / room / accommodation
2. Vomit at least 3 times in 3 separate locations

The term can be used interchangeably with other phrases for 'extremely drunk', or for an intention to get to this state.

I'm getting Karooned tonight. He was totally Karooned.

by King JE December 9, 2010

kerry katona

english large breasted coke head who is famous for being famous

damn i hate that bitch kerry katona

by jennytightlips February 12, 2008

Karoning

When something or someone is expected to show up but then does not.

The girl told her boyfriend she might be pregnant by saying, "honey, my period is karoning"

by Sharkfin October 19, 2013

kartoffelkopf

This is the German word for "potato head". A rather silly and only slightly denigrating insult, it is mainly used to confuse people.

person 1: Haha I am smarter than you! Did you think that I would fall for the can of nuts trick? Kartoffelkopf!

prankster: huh?

person 1: That's right! I also know German!

by Marty Larel February 25, 2006

Katon

A unicorn 🦄

When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.

A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.

The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.

You assume you must be asleep in his presence because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.

Damn, that man is a katon...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs.

Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a katon. It will take at least 2 or 3.

by Pumpkin$pice August 17, 2020

Karson

Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3

Person 1: that guy is so nice
Person2: that’s karson
Person 1: no wonder

by Stupidheifer February 10, 2019