Skip to main content

Kartoffel 

Dude, she looks like a real kartoffel!
Kartoffel by Vegetablesoup December 9, 2017

kartoffel 

Ooooh, most caring potato you can ever meet! I am so so thankful to know you and hoping to meet you in person, too! Can't wait to torture you with some another movies, haha. And a food party, of course!

Heil Heilige Kartoffel!
Kartoffel? Hmm? You meant Kertemic?
kartoffel by ChunnyBunny February 11, 2021

KArTofFel 

I shoved a KArTofFel up my ass
KArTofFel by KArTofFel #005 April 15, 2024

kartoffel cringe 

Related to German cringe but using the much more accurate label for stereotypical Germans "Kartoffel", meaning potato in German.
This is so kartoffel cringe, I'll emigrate tomorrow.

You'll survive your neighbors partying for once, don't be so kartoffel cringe.
kartoffel cringe by almanprincessbg September 4, 2021

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen 

Minmeister Kartoffel Kompfen means Mister Potato Head in German. Usually combined with other random German words and phraises to be shouted at strangers to intimidate or scare them in a comic manor.
Kommen ze hier so iz to flichen jer kompfen und svindel uppen, minmeister kartoffel kompfen!! screamed the young man at the old woman who immediate dropped her bag and ran like Michael Jackson being chased by Arnold Schwartzenegger in the role of Kindergarden Cop.

kartoffelkopf 

This is the German word for "potato head". A rather silly and only slightly denigrating insult, it is mainly used to confuse people.
person 1: Haha I am smarter than you! Did you think that I would fall for the can of nuts trick? Kartoffelkopf!

prankster: huh?

person 1: That's right! I also know German!
kartoffelkopf by Marty Larel February 25, 2006