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The disgusting vile burrito of a vagina belonging to a Karri, Karoline, Kim, or Katie. Otherwise known as a Katito or a Kimito. It's sloppy, wet and sticky with vagina cheese and a smelly bean aroma. Will upset anyone's stomach.
Fuck man, I had the worst night, her vag was all sticky and wet like a fucking burrito.

What's her name man?

Karri.

Ahh! You've just had your first Karrito!
Karrito by Youknowwhothisis April 17, 2012
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Hot Karlito 

Similar to the everyday Hot Karl, but only performed immediately after dining at your local Taco Bell.
"Hey Jenny, I had one too many Chalupas and would appreciate putting you on the receiving end of an hour long Hot Karlito."
Hot Karlito by HWP333 October 17, 2008

Krritoads 

AKA Krrios

Someone who takes hot manlove in the rear entry from Chaos.
Yes, Krritoads, Chaos just spermed in you.
Krritoads by Sir Phunk January 10, 2004

Naomi Karito 

Naomi Karito is the nicest , purest and most innocent individual you would ever meet. Although she is typically known to have lesbian parents. Anyone who has a Naomi Karito as a friend can be considered lucky!
"Oh my god is that Naomi Karito?"
"Yeah , i heard that she has strict lesbian parents"
Naomi Karito by John myster December 23, 2021

karriosity 

kar·ri·os·i·ty
n., pl. -ties.

1) An unusually strong desire to know or learn.
2) A passionate and intense curiosity that is a defining characteristic of someone
That girl has some strong karriosity.
karriosity by Janee July 13, 2005

karitonas 

Karitonas is The name that will automatically cause bad luck
“Oh no You’re a karitonas, sorry we can’t be friends”
karitonas by Facts911 December 10, 2019

Karlito.bo 

Karlito.bo is some twatty tiktoker who’s sexy as fuck usually spotted in your mums bed
“Damn is that karlito.bo”
“Yea”
“Pshh hot”
Karlito.bo by Nirnoot August 5, 2021
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