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Boris Karloff 

A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.
Boris Karloff by HulknurseSMASH December 12, 2009

kartoffelkopf 

This is the German word for "potato head". A rather silly and only slightly denigrating insult, it is mainly used to confuse people.
person 1: Haha I am smarter than you! Did you think that I would fall for the can of nuts trick? Kartoffelkopf!

prankster: huh?

person 1: That's right! I also know German!
kartoffelkopf by Marty Larel February 25, 2006

Kartoffelheit 

, the (Noun)

Society phenomena and behavior, displaying typical German virtues such as punctuality, sleeping with the window tilted open, or general criticism of any situation. Often used in intercultural surroundings in Germany, e.g., where expats face limits from bureaucracy or narrow-minded thinking.
F: "Man, the weather was too good the past few days."
D: "Come on, your Kartoffelheit limits you from enjoying the summer."
Kartoffelheit by swipe80 August 27, 2023

kartoffelspalten 

THE GREATEST FUCKING GERMAN WORD EVER!!!!
CAN I ORDER A CHEESEBURGER WITHA. SIDE KARTOFFELSPALTEN
kartoffelspalten by lol poundcake September 23, 2017
A low-grade vodka chosen by many underage drinkers that results in horrific hangovers and many bad decisions. Being only $13.99 for a plastic 1.75, many college students chose to drink this in the form of shots, pulls, and mixed drinks. Very few "champs" can take it down without a chaser.
"Dude, sick you bought Karkrash?" -typical underage drinker
"What do you want from the liquor store?"-a 21-year-old

"A 1.75 of Karkoff"- a response from a very poor college student
Karkoff by Fuckingsweet420 March 1, 2010
Just a guy that exists
He is such a Karloof
karloof by pepe69699 January 14, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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