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Karkoff

A low-grade vodka chosen by many underage drinkers that results in horrific hangovers and many bad decisions. Being only $13.99 for a plastic 1.75, many college students chose to drink this in the form of shots, pulls, and mixed drinks. Very few "champs" can take it down without a chaser.
"Dude, sick you bought Karkrash?" -typical underage drinker
"What do you want from the liquor store?"-a 21-year-old

"A 1.75 of Karkoff"- a response from a very poor college student
by Fuckingsweet420 March 1, 2010
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kartoffelkopf

This is the German word for "potato head". A rather silly and only slightly denigrating insult, it is mainly used to confuse people.
person 1: Haha I am smarter than you! Did you think that I would fall for the can of nuts trick? Kartoffelkopf!

prankster: huh?

person 1: That's right! I also know German!
by Marty Larel February 25, 2006
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Kartoffelheit

, the (Noun)

Society phenomena and behavior, displaying typical German virtues such as punctuality, sleeping with the window tilted open, or general criticism of any situation. Often used in intercultural surroundings in Germany, e.g., where expats face limits from bureaucracy or narrow-minded thinking.
F: "Man, the weather was too good the past few days."
D: "Come on, your Kartoffelheit limits you from enjoying the summer."
by swipe80 August 27, 2023
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Karloff

I don't fancy yours much - she's a bit of a karloff.
by Darren Nerrad November 3, 2003
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kartoffelspalten

CAN I ORDER A CHEESEBURGER WITHA. SIDE KARTOFFELSPALTEN
by lol poundcake September 23, 2017
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Boris Karloff

A limey cocksucker who can burn in hell and doesn't deserve to smell Bela Lugosi’s shit. But seriously Karloff’s great.
Karloff? Sidekick? FUCK YOU! Boris Karloff did not deserve to smell my shit! That limey cocksucker can rot in Hell for all I care.
by HulknurseSMASH December 12, 2009
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Kartoffeladoption

du bist adoptiert..
trifft nur auf dich zu, weil du eine kartoffel bist
niemand (deine Eltern) mag dich, weil Kartoffeladoption
by echterdeutscherkaktus August 13, 2022
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