Girl #1: "ManTommy is sooo hot, I would love to get with him!"
Girl #2: "You should! I got with him last year and it was amazing! I got an STD though, but you know... kakanaharry."
Andrew's Katana states that, for each intelligent person in a room, a person of opposite intelligence and one order of magnitude louder must also exist.
"Quite frankly, I disagree with him on a number of economic policies and-"
"TRUMP 0 16!!!!!!!"
-Andrew's Katana in action
She is a 13-14 y/o character from the Your Turn To Die series. She tends to act younger than she actually is and has a flower like innocence. She feels like she can't help other people and mainly depends on others with a stronger personality, but still doesn't hesitate to sacrifice herself for others. Kanna is very naive and believes in the most non-trustworthy character in the whole series.
Person A: Kanna Kizuchi was a prettyannoying nuisance
Person B: What do you mean?? She tries her best to help others and actually manages to be helpful
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!