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Keamoto
Keamoto is australlian, there for he is 1 and 2.
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Kamoto
a horse has a freaking huge dick. like the sizee of a kamoto dragons tail! thus kamoto (dragon) is a slang for a dick
Kamoto by aman-duhhhhh January 11, 2009
keomotosey
Pronounced "Key-Oh-Mow-Toe-Zey"
Derived from the word "keo"-the fixed gear trick, "audimoto"-the BBB word used to say goodbye, and the term "sey"-to add unnecessary length to a word and sometimes even make it sound femenine. Keomotosey can be used to end a conversation or replace such words as "goodbye", "audi", "late" or the commonly overused word "peace".
Originated by members of the BBBPA
Derived from the word "keo"-the fixed gear trick, "audimoto"-the BBB word used to say goodbye, and the term "sey"-to add unnecessary length to a word and sometimes even make it sound femenine. Keomotosey can be used to end a conversation or replace such words as "goodbye", "audi", "late" or the commonly overused word "peace".
Originated by members of the BBBPA
Ma I gotta go to school now, thanks for cookin themm samiches... KEOMOTOSEY
Keomotosey BITCH! *Smack drivers head with u-lock*
Keomotosey BITCH! *Smack drivers head with u-lock*
keomotosey by saneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 6, 2009
Kamoto kiss
When you are making love to a woman from behind and you are about to ejaculate, you pull out and press the head of your penis against her anus, not for insertion, but rather with the same gentle pressure you'd use when puckering up to give your best gal a kiss on the lips. You then proceed to blow your load like a dragon breathing a firey kiss right on her firmly pressed butthole.
The beauty of making love to her doggy style compelled me to end our sexual encounter with a tender kamoto kiss.
Kamoto kiss by KamotoKiss June 24, 2011
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