Kalping

The act of chicken farming or activities related to chickens

Person 1: “Yeah dude I just quit my job to start kalping! I love it!”

by Torchl1ghtban July 29, 2024

Karping

Raping a Pokemon Gym Leader and leaving a low level Magikarp to defend said Gym. Which in turn causes those level 38 douche bags with maxed CP Dragonites to wonder what the fuck is going on and how the fuck they lost their Gym Leader status.

I'm Karping those no life level 40 douche bags. Haha

by Gaskins July 23, 2016

Kaling

A word used in Brunei and Malaysia to call indians. It's pretty much a really rude (but fucking funny) word, and if you called an indian that to his face, he'g probably try kill you (or kick you out of his kaling shop)

Nigger = Black person
Abo = Aboriginal

Kaling = Indian

by fuuck it July 1, 2011

Kelping

To have intercourse with a man, covered in kelp, to create the illusion of being a kelp monster. Whenever the girl attempts to scream or moan, the man slaps her with his kelp hands.

Mike was kelping Chelsea on Saturday. He kelped her up, down, sideways, all across town and back.

by Bronos September 1, 2015

kamping

Camping in the loosest sense of the word. Electrical outlets, water spigots, and metal fire pits. Heavy use of cell phones, speakers, and other electronics.

Name derived from the Kampgrounds of America (KOA) in the US, a chain of commercial campgrounds built near highway exits.

They went kamping with a K. I don't think they ever turned off that portable TV.

by m0dest July 7, 2011

kalinghaan

The God of the 9 Realms, ability to destroy anything in his way with just the lift of a finger. So powerful he could erase anyone he hated, by just looking at them...

Kalinghaan evaporated his foe just by looking at him, he was just built like that

by BankaiGodAndLegendo January 22, 2023

kelping

To be in an enough of an inebriated state to sway and rock in the manner of sea kelp

Dude!! that weed had me totally kelping

by wait what huh February 23, 2008