Kalossexual
Kalossexual refers to someone who does not experience sexual attraction (in other words, is asexual) but desires a sexual relationship anyway.
Kalossexual by saveobama August 10, 2014
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klaussexual
Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him
klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020
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Kalossexual • Kalonsexual • klaussexual • kalebsexual • kylosexual • Kalesexual • Kalisexuality • kalsexual • kaosexual • kilosexual
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klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020
KlausSexual
You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.
KlausSexual by SiredToDamonSalvatore17 December 30, 2020
Klaussexual
Omg look at Kelly, she's literally drooling over Klaus Miakelson's pictures on Pinterest. She must be Klaussexual
Klaussexual by Mia Grace January 12, 2021
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klaussexual by luvsbekah December 29, 2020
Kalesexual
A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.
Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing
Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans
Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019
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