Kalossexual

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Kalossexual refers to someone who does not experience sexual attraction (in other words, is asexual) but desires a sexual relationship anyway.

"Did you hear about Gabby? Apparently she's Kalossexual."

Kalossexual by saveobama August 10, 2014

Words you can keep

klaussexual

Klaussexual is when you are only attracted to a original vampire and werewolf hybrid, Niklaus Mikaelson and cant be attracted to anyone else your age or in general due to your obsession with him

Dude! She’s klaussexual she won’t even look at you!

klaussexual by Klausobsessednerd December 29, 2020

Related Words

Kalossexual • Kalonsexual • klaussexual • kalebsexual • kylosexual • Kalesexual • Kalisexuality • kalsexual • kaosexual • kilosexual

klaussexual

A person who is attracted to Klaus mikaleson

Oh Donna can’t stop drooling over Klaus she must be klaussexual

klaussexual by Ms mikaleson December 29, 2020

KlausSexual

You are completely and utterly in love with Klaus Mikaelson from The Vampire Diaries and The Originals.

Caroline: I think I'm in love with Klaus Mikaelson.
Damon: That means your KlausSexual.

KlausSexual by SiredToDamonSalvatore17 December 30, 2020

Klaussexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Miakelson, regardless of their gender or sex

Omg look at Kelly, she's literally drooling over Klaus Miakelson's pictures on Pinterest. She must be Klaussexual

Klaussexual by Mia Grace January 12, 2021

klaussexual

When one feels sexual attraction towards Klaus Mikaelson.

Addison sees a picture of Klaus Mikaelson and comes out as Klaussexual

klaussexual by luvsbekah December 29, 2020

Kalesexual

A fake sexual orientation created by 1 or more tumblr users. All gender and sexual orientations that are not Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual or Trans are damaging to the lgbt community and make us look like fools.

Lesbian: John is claiming to be Kalesexual. He keeps making a fool of us

Gay man: I know I wish we weren’t looked at as lgbtqkxjcjskxvskhrtbd it’s so embarrassing

Bisexual woman: let’s not forget the people who claim you don’t need dysphoria to be trans, it’s so difficult for real trans people to get T or HRT because of this
Trans person: I know, the TuCutes have made trans people look like “Soft bois OWO” when we really just wanna be men. We’re not different species, space rocks or plants please let us be trans

Kalesexual by Tits>Diks May 2, 2019

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026